What is it…
When was the last time you had Everglades level swamp ass? Remember that fart you trusted that turned out to be a bit more liquid than gas? How about the mess you made in the morning after crushing those sketchy tacos from the truck you found at 3am after downing Jeager shots like freshman frat pledge?
Yeah… we’ve all had “an incident” at some point or another. If you haven’t or you are lying to yourself, you will.
What’s your plan? If you’re smart you have a first aid kit for the occasional booboo, if you’re real smart you keep a 2nd Aid Kit for the rest of the oopies.
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